Tuesday, September 08, 2009

I'm certain they will come home liberals

I sent my kids to school today knowing they will be indoctrinated by the liberal army's commanding officer, Barack Obama. I did so knowing full well they may never be the same. Just think of all the many things that could be planted in to my angel babies minds in 15-20 minutes.

There is one saving grace: many will not pay attention and many will not remember a word of the address a week from now.

Whew! Disaster averted. Now, my kids can back to doing the permissible poems, essays, and papers about the Presidents in which they tell of their policies and lives. They can return to writing their "Dear Mr. President" letters in which they tell him what they would do if they were President.*

And as a parent, I can sleep soundly knowing that he may have had his 15 minutes but my children's teachers have day after day with them and I know their political views completely follow mine.
*Before you point out the obvious there is a HUGE difference between this type of assignment and answering how you could help the President!