A brief PSA on the dangers of spray painting patio furniture:
From time to time your patio furniture might need to be painted. Wrought iron furniture can be brought back to a beautiful "new" finish with a simple can of spray paint. However, it is of paramount importance that you remember that spray paint does not only get on the intended on target; it blows through the air and comes back on to your body.
Of course, you are already knew this and dressed accordingly but did you think of where you need to go within the next day or so? Did you remember that you had to get completely naked and in stirrups the following day? Did you think about the fact that all those black speckles of paint would not come off?
Of course you didn't and now you are off to the gynecologist looking like a speckled Violet Beauregarde because you also didn't think about what color the black would like after you scrubbed your thighs.
Remember, think before you spray!
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