- Why can't clothes iron themselves? Or at least the people in my house learn to do it without the clothes looking as if a blind man had a go a them.
- Why did a certain company send me a bill postmarked well beyond the due date?
- Why did Butch decide to eat Easter grass? I discovered it when I saw a piece of grass on his butt and went to remove it. A little clue, it was not merely laying on his butt. EEEWWW....
- How does a parent(s) have time to bathe their children every.single.night?
-I am dying for something sweet but am avoiding all things that yummy in an effort to get the medication induced weight off. Will somebody please have a doughnut or piece of cake, or several dozen cookies/brownies for me?
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